…this post is for you because it’s a foolproof way of making millions from your work before even the pirates dig in. Continue reading 3 Unbelievably Easy Tips to Selling Millions of Copies of Your Movie or Book
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This being the 12th month of the year, I’ve decided to do a list of 12 things that have existed for far too long and need to simply disappear. Continue reading 12 Things That Should Have Vanished
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Words like ‘Mankind,’ ‘Manhandle,’ ‘Man-hole,’ ‘Manipulate,’ ‘Manufacture… Manhattan’ to mention a few seem to lend credence to the fact that it’s a Man’s world.
Do I agree it’s a Man’s world? I will tell you at the end. Continue reading Feminist…Arise!
If the answer to all these questions is a resounding ‘YES,’ then Congratulations! I’m proud to announce to you that It’s your life! Continue reading Whose Life?
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Little wonder some students come back from school with a headache. Continue reading DANGEROUS REWARD
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“Quote of the Day: Some people are so used to losing that they never know when they’ve won.” Continue reading WIZ -what a silly…silly…- KID
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“…Please, borrow me (sic) your biro.” You’ll hear them say. “Have your biro, thank you.” you won’t hear. I have the feeling some of these people have a collection of pens they ‘forgot’ to return at banks. Continue reading Annoying people you can’t take to the Bank
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When it comes to these issues, it’s not a one-shoe-fits-all situation but then I guess that’s why it’s not wise most times to involve a third party during a lover’s spat.
Continue reading The Blind Mice
Good Day, Earthlings. I wish you a Happy New Month! How have you all been coping with the electricity and fuel crisis? Makes these Mondays worse than most, right? I missed teasing you all on Easter Monday because that was a Monday there was absolutely nothing to moan about. But here we are now. I’m one of the worst hit by all these crisis but … Continue reading Monday Musing Today
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After a session, if she’s not satisfied, then you have to get back to it until she kneels down in front of you to thank you for the way you ‘handled her.’ I advised the wives to take their husbands to heaven… But you guys … Continue reading How to stay SUCCESSFULLY married to a Nigerian Woman
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Learn to appreciate your husband. No matter the little he does, learn to appreciate him. Go and learn his Oriki (praise singing) from his mum if you have to but do it. Find it easy going on your knees to appreciate him. Continue reading #TBT – How to stay SUCCESSFULLY married to a Nigerian Man
Good morning, Earthling. How was the weekend? Happy Post-Valentine day to you! Yeah I know you had a wonderful day yesterday. A day of magic and love! *winks* If I were to bet now, I’d say half of this week would be majorly dominated by what you and others did and didn’t do this Valentine. If you ask me, my Valentine left a great smile … Continue reading #MondayMoaning Post-Valentine…
IN ORDER WORD’S, YOU TOAST THE BABE BY HAVING YOUR PASTOR TOAST HER PASTOR! Continue reading Seeing ‘The One’ too
Good morning, Earthlings. I wish you a Happy New Month! It’s our month of love, ladies and gentlemen. But of course, even that doesn’t take the shine off the fact that it’s another Monday. Hehehe… Or does it? Are Mondays in February more bearable than Mondays in other Months of the year? Let’s have fun mocking Mondays and what makes them unbearable because, believe it … Continue reading Monday Moaning Today
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In today’s edition, I’d like us to point out a couple of movies that I’ve seen so much that I can actually quote the words in the movie from start to finish. Continue reading Thank God it’s #FreakyFriday
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I’ve just discovered a formula that will reduce the mortality rate of women from whatever figure it is to below 5% and YES! I said it. Continue reading #TBT – A Woman’s Life-Saver
There are times when I dream I’m getting married, but it’s either the face is blurry or the back is turned. The one time a name was mentioned, I somehow forgot the name when I woke up.
Nothing has ever been clear about the brides-to-be I see in my dreams. Continue reading Seeing ‘The One’
Good morning, Earthlings. I wish you a Happy New Month! It’s our month of love, ladies and gentlemen. But of course, even that doesn’t take the shine off the fact that it’s another Monday. Hehehe… Or does it? Are Mondays in February more bearable than Mondays in other Months of the year? Let’s have fun mocking Mondays and what makes them unbearable because, believe it … Continue reading Monday Moaning Today…
In 2013, ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ and ‘White House Down’ were both released at almost the same time to critical acclaim.
Now let’s assume that’s a coincidence… Continue reading #FreakyFriday – Which Was Better?
Mr Edoho had no time for sissies and weaklings. So when his wife gave him twin boys five years ago, they were already sentenced to a life of toughness. Continue reading #TBT – Don’t Try This At Home!
On #WishlistWednesday today, I’d like to present to you Mr. Wale Adesina popularly known as ‘WADES.’ Now if that name sounds familiar then you surely have heard of it before. Continue reading #WishlistWednesday – WADES
You see a man who is the conqueror of nations but becomes pure jelly who yelps just at the mere thought of eating from the hand of a lady?
Continue reading woManpower
If you had a Monday wish, what would it be? Continue reading Monday Moaning Today
Personally, “Home Alone” would have been my runaway favorite because I felt ‘Problem Child’ was so gross. Continue reading #FF – Home Alone vs Problem Child
Now, I won’t bother going into details but there was something about that babe… Those beautiful, dreamy eyes; the small, round mouth, the hourglass figure… She had the perfect height, perfect shape, perfect complexion… She was simply PERFECT! Continue reading #TBT – WOW… EWWW…
On today’s WISHLIST WEDNESDAY, permit me to introduce to you Seyi Adeyemi and he’s the C.E.O. of the fast growing “The Royal Apparels Couture (TRAC).” Continue reading T.R.A.C #WishlistWednesday
On TABLE-FOR-TWO’S DAY today, I want you all to take a good look at this picture…
Continue reading TABLE-FOR-TWO’S DAY
It’s another Monday and as we usually do every “Monday Moaning,” let’s talk about what we enjoyed about the weekend. Let’s talk about what this Monday is taking away from us. Let’s talk about Mr. A in the office who’s just pretty annoying and Mrs. B that is so annoying that we wish they would transfer her. Basically, let’s moan away! —————————————————— You can still … Continue reading Monday Moaning
First time I heard the title of the movie, I thought it was going to be a movie on how army generals prepare for battle in a room akin to Situation Rooms where military strategies are discussed then somewhere along the line, a group of terrorists break in and hold the generals hostage….
How off track I was. Continue reading #FreakyFriday – THE WAR ROOM
I couldn’t believe my eyes when she entered. I had not seen her in over 6 years, nor had she crossed my mind in over 4. She wasn’t even a friend, she was a friend’s friend so we just used to say ‘Hi’ back then. But man, was I happy to see her. She was short the way I like them and well “endowed.” Continue reading #TBT – A Tale of a cold…cold Night
You will get educated and enlightened as you get to understand the true meaning of the expression, “HEALTH IS WEALTH”
If you’re a Doctor, you might wanna look away now…
Continue reading WISHLIST WEDNESDAY
But is there a lady who can explain the rationale for aborting THE SAME GUY’s pregnancy more than once? Is it jazz or what is at play here? What are you addicted to? Continue reading THE CIRCLE
It would seem that Lagos is the only state in Nigeria where you see workers leaving home three (3) hours before their ‘8am’ resumption. Continue reading MONDAY MOANING II
And in sports, Yaya Toure is in the news this time and guess what, not for his goals or assists but like a spoilt child who has lost his favorite toy to another kid Continue reading SUPER WEEKEND II
Just in case you were thinking of calling Olamide to report… (brings out shotgun) “Freeze you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!” Continue reading FREAKY FRIDAY II
For as long as mankind existed,one of the most asked question has been; “What exactly do Women Want?” Continue reading #TBT POST – COMPLICATION CALLED… WOMEN
Our second Wishlist for the first edition of WISHLIST WEDNESDAY is from this energetic dude I think I’ll consider amiable … Continue reading WISHLIST WEDNESDAY 2
Good day to you and welcome to our first edition of WISHLIST WEDNESDAY where you get to send in whatever post you’d want published on my blog and I do the honors by publishing them so you can proudly share with your friends just as I share with my readers. Continue reading WISHLIST WEDNESDAY 1
Now there’s something about entering into an intimate relationship of any kind that changes the dynamics of things. Continue reading TABLE-FOR-TWO’S DAY
How did you feel when you opened your eyes and saw 4.30am on your clock / watch this morning? Continue reading MONDAY MOANING
Woah Woah Woah!!! Good day, ladies and gentlemen. Day 1 of 2016 is gone and never to be seen anymore but Day 2 is here! It’s our first weekend in 2016 and our first SUPER WEEKEND where I’m supposed to do a recap of all the juiciest news during the week and then we all just discuss and have fun on my blog. So I’ve … Continue reading SUPER WEEKEND!!!
A Happy New Year to you all! It’s going to be a very beautiful year and I can feel it in my bones. Just like I promised, this is a brand new era for Blogace’s Post and as a Friday, this is our 1st Freaky Friday of 2016!!! And today, in line with what FREAKY FRIDAYS are all about, today let’s all discuss … Continue reading FREAKY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!
To all fans of Blogace’s Posts, I’d like to once again appreciate you all for being there in 2015 and I hope we’ll all do this again as we cross over to a wonderful 2016. Just like I promised, the coming year will be packed and by God’s grace, there wont be a dull moment or day. In view of this, I’ve decided … Continue reading Blogace’s Posts Repackaged
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“this is roughly how my wedding planning discussion and execution is going to go with my mum:” Continue reading RSVP: MOTHERS
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“Mummy please tell them to stop hitting my leg!” Continue reading GENOTYPE!
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I really wish we guys could just sit back and enjoy the show but men are always caught in the crossfire. Continue reading Mothers vs Daughters… IN LAW
When I was in Primary 5, my dad prevented me from going on a boat cruise excursion. For days after we were informed about the excursion, I could think of nothing else. We had gone on so many excursions back then and not even the excursion to a popular confectionery could top this one. I had excitedly told my dad about it and as per … Continue reading THE PARENTS’ TRAP
It’s true that Information is Power but in the hands of a simpleton, it’s Gossip. Men of power know how to play these simpletons to their advantage. Continue reading A Whisper about Whisperers
So uncharacteristically of me (or maybe not), I want to share something about someone whose life, even from a distance, and in a way has touched me. I met Yewande so many years back when I was still much younger and was more prone to stupid things than sound judgment. It was one of those chatting groups that existed long before phones started getting smart … Continue reading A Birthday Message
So uncharacteristically of me (or maybe not), I want to share something about someone whose life, even from a distance, and in a way has touched me. I met Yewande so many years back when I was still much younger and was more prone to stupid things than sound judgment. It was one of those chatting groups that existed long before phones started getting smart … Continue reading A Birthday Message
“My first taste of fatherhood was to become an errand boy – a job that i embraced with so much devotion and satisfaction: I would help go buy food; get hot water; take the dirty laundry home; wash them; bring new clean clothes… I did it all. For the first few days, for some reason, there was very limited to no flow of breastmilk which … Continue reading Fadahood Kronicools: Episode 3
“When the baby arrived, I thought it was the most beautiful baby ever, and I thought this with all guilty conscience for any future baby I hoped to have (smiles). Now there were two major things that stood out for me with the birth of this baby. One of those things I found troubling, and I admit it still haunts me till today. The other … Continue reading Fadahood Kronicools: Episode 2
“It was the equivalent of the month of February in the Southern Hemisphere. And I was seated beside my wife in the doctor’s office. It was her antenatal day and this was her 38th week . The atmosphere was tense as my wife and I looked into the face of the attractive female doctor that was speaking to us as we hung on to every … Continue reading Fadahood Kronicools – It began.
Permit me to share with you the story of a man I know. This man, Mr Adams, is a man I’ve actually known all my life: right from being a bubbly young man with so much promise to bring the shadow of his once great self. Now, pardon me if I am unable to furnish you with details of Mr Adams’ life; but this much … Continue reading The dilemma of Mr. Adams
Testimony times recently have become a charade… this post seeks to address that. Continue reading Testimony Thyme!
I can feel your presence on my tongue
Just a taste on the tip rejuvenates me Continue reading 5 Senses of Desperation
…she was all smiles as I approached and I curtly smiled back at her as we greeted. After some small talk, she put forward her proposition… Continue reading Sister Faith
Let me start by saying if you think you’re old enough and you’ve seen it all, then you’re wrong. There’s still a lot of unwritten scripts. Continue reading I Have This Gist
I pray as you read this, it’ll change your life and unlock a secret of the universe to you. Continue reading Jumper
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